Smells Like Tuesday - The comic!

Morning

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morning Yes, Questalot was sleeping standing up.

Questalot: Zzz... quests... zzz...
Andrew: Zzz...
Hoshii: Zzz... shiny... zzz...

Andrew: (How much gold is she carrying?)

Andrew: Questalot?
Questalot: ...Oh, good morning!

Andrew: Did you... clean you armour last night?
Questalot: Yes. It was getting pretty dirty.

Andrew: It's just that...
Hoshii: Wow! Your armour!

Questalot: ...

Questalot: Please... stop staring at me like that...
Hoshii: Sorry...

Andrew: We should try to find a town or something...
Questalot: Yes! And more quests!

Andrew: That's not...
Hoshii: And... shinies?
Andrew: *sigh* Maybe I'll learn something there...

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Equipment

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Andrew: I hope the next town has food... Wherever it is...
Questalot: Hopefully, we'll be able to buy more equipment.

Andrew: Equipment?
Questalot: Well, Hoshii just has that rusty old claw and you have... a stick.

Andrew+Hoshii: HEY! It works!

Hoshii: I'm just not very good at fighting!
Andrew: And it's very... reliable.

Questalot: I prefer my swords...
Andrew: I guess they work for you...

Questalot: What about a suit of armour?
Andrew: Looks a bit heavy to me.

Andrew: Besides, Hoshii has all the gold. And I don't think she's going to let go of it...
Hoshii: ...

Hoshii: Shiny...
Andrew: Wait, is that...

Andrew: ...a door. Here?
Questalot: That is... unusual...

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The Door

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Andrew: So... this ISN'T normal?
Questalot: ...
Hoshii: ...

Questalot: Why would someone put a door in the middle of nowhere?
Hoshii: Hmm...

Hoshii: This door... goes somewhere...

Andrew: It does! The other side of this door is... not the other side of this door!

Hoshii: Maybe there's another world on the other side of this door...

Andrew: Doors linking to other worlds? That's ridiculous...
Hoshii: Aww...

Questalot: Somebody should go through it!

Everyone: ...

Andrew: There's probably loads of treasure through there...
Hoshii: OOOOH! *disappears*
Questalot: That was... fast...

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The Other Side of the Door

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Questalot: Hoshii?

Andrew: Umm...
Questalot: We should follow her!

Andrew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Andrew: ...ow...

Andrew: Seriously, a floating door?
Questalot: Is everyone alright?

Hoshii: Yeah, but there aren't any shinies here...
Andrew: Wait, what's that noise?

Andrew: It's some kind of mechanical knight!
Hoshii: It doesn't look very friendly...

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Knight Battle

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robot_battle She has a plan... probably...

Andrew: This doesn't look like it's going to be easy...

*Hoshii disappears*
Andrew: Wait where did...
Questalot: LOOK OUT!

*Knight attacks Andrew*

Questalot: ANDREW!
Andrew: Ow...

*Questalot attacks knight*

Questalot: ...

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Fall of the Knight

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Andrew: ...
Questalot: You... saved us...
Questalot: (That's my job...)
Hoshii: I guess we're even now.

Andrew: Yeah...
Hoshii: Also, Your stick is broken.
Andrew: Huh?

Andrew: ...guess I need a new weapon...

Hoshii: So, now we're all lost...
Questalot: There has to be someone around here!

Andrew: Hello there, we...
???: THERE THEY ARE!
Hoshii: Umm...

???: ARREST THEM!
Andrew: But...

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The Plan

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Andrew: Well, this is bad... Where are we going anyway?
???: To the dungeons!

(Later...)
Questalot: Always wanted to visit the dungeons...
Questalot: Just not like this...
Hoshii: Hey, you're a knight...

Questalot: Well, I'm not really ... I was just...
Hoshii: WHAT!
Hoshii: Now how am I going to get my stuff back...

Questalot: We need a plan!
Hoshii: Okay, Fakealot.
Questalot: ...

(Later... (again))
Andrew: Okay, I'll distract the guard...
Questalot: Then Hoshii will pick the lock...
Hoshii: And then I get the shinies?

Andrew: ... yeah... that.
Hoshii: Time to escape!
Hoshii: Umm... that guard isn't listening is he?

Andrew: Hey, some prisoners are escaping! From... uuh... the other side of the dungeon!
Guard: OH NO!

Andrew: That was fast...
Hoshii: Practice.

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Escape?

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Hoshii: Now we just need to find our stuff...
Andrew: This is too easy...

Andrew: I mean... that was a pretty obvious plan...

Hoshii: Let's try that door

Hoshii: ...Hi!
Andrew: ...
Guard: I heard your plan...

Questalot: STAY BACK! Andrew is very powerful!
Andrew: Uuuh...

Andrew: Yes, I will destroy you all!

Hoshii: What... was that...
Andrew: I... have no idea...
Duck: Quack
Guard: ...

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The Strawapple

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Andrew: Umm...
Hoshii: RUN!

Guard: THE PRISONERS ARE ESCAPING!

Questalot: There must be an exit around here somewhere...
???: Wait!

Andrew: Is that... a talking pineapple?
Strawapple: Hey, I'm a STRAWAPPLE!
Andrew: ...right...

Strawapple: Anyway, I'm here to help you.
Andrew: Okay...

Strawapple: But you have to help me with something...
Andrew: *sigh*

Questalot: A... quest?
Strawapple: Yes! And there might even be a reward!

Hoshii: With... shinies?
Strawapple: Only the shiniest!

Hoshii+Questalot: LETS GO!
Andrew: But we don't even know what he wants...
Strawapple: Don't worry, It's not like I'm asking you to save the world...

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Freedom

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Questalot: FREE AT LAST!
Hoshii: YAY!

Andrew: So, how did you get them to let us go?
Strawapple: I'll explain later. Bye.

Andrew: Where did...
Hoshii: Strawapples do that sometimes...
Strawapple: *POOF*

Andrew: Great, now there's magical fruit...

Hoshii: Hey, there's our stuff!
Andrew: Hoshii, how do you carry all of that?
Hoshii: Pockets.
Andrew: ...

Questalot: Ah, my sword!

Later...
Hoshii: Okay, done!
Andrew: ...

Hoshii: So, what did that fruit guy want us to do?
Andrew: Look for more of those weird doors.

Questalot: We should find somewhere to rest.
Andrew: Yeah...

Andrew: I still don't know how you carry all that treasure...

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